[It's that familiar up-the-nose shot, though this kid has been oddly quiet lately. He's oddly quiet when the video starts, too, though he does pull it back so that it pans out to show his whole face rather than just his nostrils ( Read more... )

[Afternoon, Thor! Here's a kid you're used to seeing with a scowl on his face by now, and there it is again. He looks pale, wide-eyed, and he's soaking wet. Judging by the way the feed keeps bobbing up and down, chances are pretty good he's on a boat. And he's not too thrilled about it.]Hey, uh, Naoto? Not to call you out in public, but since we ( Read more... )

[The view up Yosuke's nostrils is pretty familiar to you by now, network, but here it is again just in case you missed it the first dozen times. He squints at the record light and nods, yep, it's on. Then he holds the camera away from his face.]

I'm stuck in an elevator with a crazy person. Someone help me!

[The 'crazy person' immediately kicks ( Read more... )

[Whether or not you recognize the teenager frowning at you through the video feed, you probably already know what he's about to tell you anyway. But he's dead serious. He has his public service announcement guy face on, and maybe his game face. Whatever, he's making faces and you should be paying attention, alright? Because this is srs bzns u guise ( Read more... )

[A groan, and then Yosuke appears. He's not in his uniform. In fact, he's wearing his oldest, comfiest t-shirt from home. His hair isn't even brushed to look like he doesn't brush it, and it lacks the usual bounce and luster from his favorite hair product. On top of that, his face is pale and slightly sweaty. Kid doesn't look so hot. And he's being ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on, but the surroundings are probably unfamiliar to at least 99% of the Thor's inhabitants. That is, unless they have ever been inside their TV sets before, in which case, maybe they DO recognize what they're looking at. Space TV land is a strange place, but the basic glimpses are of a jungle, fuzzy from the bad reception, even ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on, and someone yawns just off screen. Then a hand lazily picks the guide up and flips it around so that the camera is focused on a shaggy haired teenage boy, lying on his bunk and wearing his gym clothes like pjs. You can probably see up his nose again, you're welcome.]I would have mentioned it sooner, but I got sort of tied up in ( Read more... )

[A young man with a pleasant face and large, gecko-like eyes squints at the feed and excitedly announces in an oddly sort of cockney sounding accent that it's working. Someone in the background protests feebly, but the boy just gives any viewers a winning smile and waves that background noise off.]

Oi! Any guardians or refugee friends of Yosky ( Read more... )

[Hey there, Thor. You are now looking at a pair of annoyed stalk eyes. Yes, some random kid has picked up a guide and started pushing buttons.]

How do you get Sled Free to play on this thing?

[The kid pushes more buttons, and it switches to text.]

kgskekgek shk fsljgshg fjlagfhlgfklh

[And then, audio!]-oesn't work! This su-[text!]

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[The teenager on your screen? He doesn't look too amused. But at least he's not a frog/lost in space anymore?]

So the jobs here only last for one month? And I missed them this month?

[grumblegrumble you might catch something about roommates eating his food if you have keen ears and can get past the cursing grumblegrumble ( Read more... )